It's what I do

May 04

themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

May 04
sparkedsynapse:

ladyseptimus:

4gifs:

[video]

Imma do this

So will I, like damn look at this slick shit


May the 4th be with you!!!

sparkedsynapse:

ladyseptimus:

4gifs:

[video]

Imma do this

So will I, like damn look at this slick shit

May the 4th be with you!!!

May 03

ohmyseason6cas:

ten-and-donna:

emilianadarling:

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

Well it sure did have a…

…killer ending.

too soon

May 03

Writing Asexuality in Fiction - Masterpost →

anagnori:

I’ve finally built up a nice series of essays on writing asexuality and asexual characters in fiction. Here they are, all together in one place. They’re intended to be useful for asexual and non-asexual writers alike. They are also meant to be inclusive of gray-asexual and…

May 03
agentsofcracked:

my time has come

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

May 03
May 02

samapitongzabala:

A few people requested me to remake this song from 2 years ago… and I feel them.. right here inside my heart. I tweaked the old lyrics a bit. Instrumental arrangement and vocals are all by me.

F… You
Based on CeeLo Green’s F*** You
Inspired from [x]

[CHORUS:]
I see you in the backseat with the guy I love and I’m like ‘f… you’
I guess my looks and my money wasn’t enough, I’m like, ‘f… you
And f… him too’
Said if I knew better, I’d still be with ya
Now ain’t that some sh.. (ain’t that some sh..)
Though there’s no more money in my chest,
I still wish you the best with a ‘f… you’

Don’t mean to brag boy, I can afford a Ferrari
And babe I bet Imma get you there
Well she’s the avatar, all I got is money
But the way you play us two ain’t fair

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh sh.. she can’t airbend, just thought that you’d know)
Now oooooh, I got some news for you
You’re a firebender, go boil that sh.. yourself

[CHORUS]

Now I know, that I had to hit you
With my moped to eat with me
Tried to sponsor, buy a scarf for you
Coz having you meet dad’s a.. ain’t cheap, nah

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh sh.., she can’t airbend, just thought that you know)
Now oooooh, I got some news for you
I’m so happy I hit you with my moped

[CHORUS]

Now baby, baby, baby why you gotta, gotta hurt me so bad?
I saved you and the others when I realized my daddy was bad..
Yes I did.. and Imma like… why? why? why Mako babe?..
I’m with you, I’m still with you… ohhhh

[CHORUS]

*this song is not made out of hate for Mako or any character of the show. This song is a joke and is just for fun so please don’t be the butt that puts their LOK hate here. thank you :)

May 02
May 02

dontshaveforsherlock:

nyooms:

my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens 

TIME TO GO

May 02

5ubway:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY FOUND IT

AFTER 10 YEARS THEY FOUND THE HD VERISON OF THIS SONG

May 01

lastoneout:

ectobiolodaddy:

i think ppl should draw smooches more because basically if you can draw a heart you can draw a KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i mean these are simple smooch poses but… they are so fun 2 do *_*

image

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Apr 13

cotemendoza:

omg…. reblog :3

Apr 06

5ubway:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY FOUND IT

AFTER 10 YEARS THEY FOUND THE HD VERISON OF THIS SONG

Mar 29

superkarissa64:

slimmerboo:

marcelinedrawsooo:

I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

image

very helpful art resource

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

Mar 24
cybra-sensei:

thepreciousthing:

AU where Ben never got the Omnitrix and doesn’t know aliens are real and also he’s extremely attracted to his grandpa’s new apprentice

Just a quick little drabble thing.  Because I’m a huge dork.  Headcanon that Ben without the Omnitrix would be shyer and less assertive because I firmly believe his experiences with aliens helped him with the whole “being bullied” thing.
—————
"Grandpa?  Grandpa Max?" Ben called, poking his head into the plumbing supply store his grandfather ran.
Seeing no one at the counter, he wandered towards the back.  Really, there wasn’t any chance of someone walking in to steal PVC pipe or a shower head, but the cash register would’ve made a tempting target to an opportunistic thief.
As he opened the door leading to the back, there was the sound of a toilet flushing before a pause before the person using the facilities started washing their hands.  The door then opened, and Ben greeted whom he assumed was his grandfather with a big smile.
"Hey, Gran—"
He turned bright red with embarrassment as he realized that the person looking at him was most certainly not his grandfather.  While approximately the same height (arguably taller), the man standing there was significantly younger and more muscular.
"Greetings," the youth said with a smile that made Ben turn a darker shade of red. "My apologies for not being out to meet you."
"Um…yeah.  Okay.  Uh…where’s Grandpa Max?"
"Grandpa Max?" the young man echoed curiously.  Then his oddly catlike eyes widened a hair in understanding. "Ah, you must be Ben.  I am Rook Blonko, your grandfather’s apprentice."
Ben swallowed, mouth dry.  “Yeah, he’s…never mentioned you.  Ever.”
Which Ben was currently cursing right now.  Some warning would’ve been great.

cybra-sensei:

thepreciousthing:

AU where Ben never got the Omnitrix and doesn’t know aliens are real and also he’s extremely attracted to his grandpa’s new apprentice

Just a quick little drabble thing.  Because I’m a huge dork.  Headcanon that Ben without the Omnitrix would be shyer and less assertive because I firmly believe his experiences with aliens helped him with the whole “being bullied” thing.

—————

"Grandpa?  Grandpa Max?" Ben called, poking his head into the plumbing supply store his grandfather ran.

Seeing no one at the counter, he wandered towards the back.  Really, there wasn’t any chance of someone walking in to steal PVC pipe or a shower head, but the cash register would’ve made a tempting target to an opportunistic thief.

As he opened the door leading to the back, there was the sound of a toilet flushing before a pause before the person using the facilities started washing their hands.  The door then opened, and Ben greeted whom he assumed was his grandfather with a big smile.

"Hey, Gran—"

He turned bright red with embarrassment as he realized that the person looking at him was most certainly not his grandfather.  While approximately the same height (arguably taller), the man standing there was significantly younger and more muscular.

"Greetings," the youth said with a smile that made Ben turn a darker shade of red. "My apologies for not being out to meet you."

"Um…yeah.  Okay.  Uh…where’s Grandpa Max?"

"Grandpa Max?" the young man echoed curiously.  Then his oddly catlike eyes widened a hair in understanding. "Ah, you must be Ben.  I am Rook Blonko, your grandfather’s apprentice."

Ben swallowed, mouth dry.  “Yeah, he’s…never mentioned you.  Ever.”

Which Ben was currently cursing right now.  Some warning would’ve been great.